Due to his short stature, Rupert always ended up sniffing butt instead of kicking it.

Albert’s friends would have staged an intervention for his alcoholism long ago if he weren’t such an adorable drunk.

For the Memorial Day weekend, Blake decided to pack light.

Lionel earned the begrudging respect of his competition the only way he knew how.

Admittedly, subtlety had never been Eamon’s strong point, but his dating profile was simply vulgar.

It was Tony’s third day of rehab when the hallucinations began.

For once in his life, Maury was the brightest of his brothers.

It was the Lindsay Lohan diet.

Although it was painfully clear that Schuyler had been adopted, his New England breeding forced him to suppress the issue.

Bryan hoped that just this once, the car ride wouldn’t end at another burning building.