For Leonard, playing “Screw, Kill, or Marry” was kind of a bust.

The $4 Chinese buffet proved to be a bad decision.

The ennui of the endless migration had become too much for Stevenson to bear.

This was exactly the kind of behavior the Congressman’s advisers had warned him against.

Due to his short stature, Rupert always ended up sniffing butt instead of kicking it.

Albert’s friends would have staged an intervention for his alcoholism long ago if he weren’t such an adorable drunk.

Marlon wondered if he had overdone it with the Latisse.

At $5/oz, Jerry really wasn’t expecting much.

Despite her husband’s breathing techniques, the water birth was proving to be less relaxing than Heather initially thought.

As with all other remakes, the new version, “2 Chicks 1 Cup,” was not widely received.